Sponge bath it is.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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