her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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