so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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