you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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