girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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