repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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