they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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