Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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