love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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