at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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