do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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