Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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