Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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