he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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