hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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