Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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