Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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