She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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