Those balls look pretty dangerous.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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