I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
