I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Everything about him screamed your future.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Best friends brother. Beat that.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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