His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
