so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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