If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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