Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So vagazzling was a success
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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