So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
