Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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