I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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