well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
