Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
