Porn is love you can see.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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