we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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