You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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