What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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