This is not my ceiling
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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