Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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