I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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