You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize
