I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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