waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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