Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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