So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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