Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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