I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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