You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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