Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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