i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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