bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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