My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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