dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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