Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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