she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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